1. A stock market crash is worse than divorce, you lose half your money and your wife is still around.
2. You don't need to pay taxes on profits if you don't make any
3. Stock traders checking their portfolio
4. It's not a loss if you don't sell
5. Me pretending i understand what's happening with the stock market.
6. A great disturbance in the market i felt like millions liquidating all at once.
7. Trading is like a rat trap, the first two times you get the cheese, on the third you get cheesed.
8. When you buy at the wrong time and tell yourself, it's not a realized loss until you sell!!!
9. Bears waiting for market crash
10. Me and the boys on our way to crash the market because we got bored
11. Who i followed and what i expected and what i got!!!
12. Hearing how a bunch of redditors are bankrupting wall street.