1. Bank customers be like: "Yeah i think that will be all my transactions for today. Oh one more thing, can i get my balance on all my accounts. My statements for the past month. And can you order me more checks.
2. When the ATM Charges you 3$ to get your own money... Then tells you to cover your Pin so you don't get robbed
3. When you check your bank account the day after christmas.
4. If you get a loan at a bank, you will be paying it back for 30 years.
5. Well i did it, my available balance $9.11
6. Average people puts savings in bank. But i spends it on dogecoin. Everyone is stupid except me.
7. 8 year old me thinking if i get a big enough loan, i could buy the bank and have infinite money: I honestly believe that sometimes, my genius, it generates gravity.
8. Your card was declined
9. I don't understand banks... Why do they attach chains to their pens?
10. Look at all the money in our bank account!