1. One Dollar will make us rich.
2. Every Dollar Counts!
3. You may think i'm rich
4. Can you spare a dollar? What about 2?
5. My life is about as organised as the 5$ bin at Walmart.
6. If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
7. If i had a dollar for every time i got a dollar i'd have unlimited dollars after the first dollar.
8. Some people wake up feeling like a million dollars. But i wake up feeling like insufficient funds.
9. They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye!
10. Take my money!!!